Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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