I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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