Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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