It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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