he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
