My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You have to summon your inner elephant
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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