i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Operation Purity has been aborted
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
wow bdsm is so cute
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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