So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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