Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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