I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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