i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
