Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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