yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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