u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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