I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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