Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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