I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
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I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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