I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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