It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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