Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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