Swine flu. Run for my life!
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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