remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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