Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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