I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We talked him into tasing himself.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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