hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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