Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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