WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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