we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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