I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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