those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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