great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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