but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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