You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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