Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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