she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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