actually, I'm a sock model
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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