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This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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