I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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