You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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