I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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