My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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