5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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