Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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