I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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