I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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