I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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