dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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