Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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