Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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