Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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