when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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