If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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