I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.