Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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