it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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